Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Just as I suspected, Sponge Bob is the devil

Just a few minutes ago, Emma came upstairs and mumbled something about poking a hole in my couch while I showered (getting ready for work).

"What," I asked, "You did what?"

"I poked a hole in your couch but someone was in my arm..."

"Just a minute," I say while slathering soap on," I'll be down in a minute."

So I wrap myself in a towel and go downstairs,"You poked a hole in my couch? Where?"

"Well...," she begins, " someone was in my arm and they made me do it...," she shows me with a downward slash of her Nintendo DS stylus-clad hand.

"Oh yeah," I ask, incredulous., "And who would that be?" (there may have been a hint of sarcasm)

"Um... Sponge Bob."

And there you have it. I knew it! Sponge Bob is the father of all things unholy. Take note, dear readers, lest your couches be poked with holes, too.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

5 comments:

kailani said...

I never did trust that yellow guy!

Sparky Duck said...

Hey, it could have been Dora, she would have brought Pedro. Imagine the damage

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the weirdgirl said...

Thank you! I always knew my vague disapproval of Sponge Bob was merited!

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

Haha! Spongebob would do that sort of thing...after all, he's porous and yellow and lives in a pineapple under the sea!

Our Emma has a new imaginary friend Luba or Looba, who knows how it's spelled, she says that's his name so I think he'll be the blame for things to come...but I plan on using Luba to my advantage and suggesting to Emma that Luba ate his dinner so she should too! hehe