Anna (7 1/2, going on 35 1/2): I think I want to take walks, because walking will make me healthier. Then if someone wants me to model, I'll be in good shape. I could take modeling classes...
Me: Modeling classes would probably cost money. And we , ummmm, don't have any.
Anna, leaning in closer for emphasis: Make more money then.
Me: Maybe you should get a job.
Anna, smiling sweetly: I have a job, it's annoying you.
Mary, smiling incredulously: Well, you're pretty darned good at your job.
Anna, laughing and crossing her arms: If I'm so good at my job, maybe you should give me a raise.
Cute, smart and funny? Someday the man of her dreams is going to be in BIG trouble. I hope Prince Charming has a sense of humor, otherwise he's so screwed.