Thursday, September 28, 2006

13 reasons why I could never be on Survivor, TT#4

Not that this is appropriate considering my earlier post today, but I already had it saved as a draft, so here it is. Might as well post it.

13 reasons why Mary could never be on Survivor

1. I hate bugs!

2. I like my personal space, so snuggling with strangers for body heat seems like a bad idea.

3. Couple #2 with the lack of deodorant.

4. I would end up maiming Probst because sometimes, just sometimes he can be a little too snarky.

5. No chocolate, except for maybe chocolate covered bugs. Ummm... OK, yeah. No chocolate.

6. I dislike sweating unless it is absolutely necessary.

7. If you read my TT # 2, you might have read that I am particular about my bathroom facilities... so the lack there of would kind of be a problem.

8. Based on the preview for tonight's show... I would rather not be eaten by an octopus.

9. I would miss Survivor, of course!

10. I could never knowingly compromise my morals for money. Sure, a million bucks would be nice, but I don't think I could live with myself.

11. There would be no cat hair to season my food. :OP

12. The absence of all things Internet related.

13.And lastly: Ummmm... Sand in uncomfortable places, enough said. ;O)
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Thrills said...

Great TT! I could never be on Survivor either.

Anne said...

ROTFLOL!! Yes the sand and personal hygene problems would deter me too. I'd probably smuggle the chocolate in...

Sadie said...

I have to agree, I would never make it on Survivor. I'd be giving up when they said to grab everything you can and jump off the boat! No, thank you, I'll just ride back with you guys...

Good list! Happy TT! 2 cents said...

I don't think I could be on Survivor either! A great list!!

Julie said...

Great list! I'd have to agree with all of those.

Chelle Y. said...

Survivor is my favorite reality show. I love watching it, but I could NEVER, EVER be on it. I am too picky of an eater, don't like seafood, or bugs. I would starve my self to death.

Plus, I cannot swim or run at all. I would lost it for everyone.

Great list!

Annie said...

I could probably make it on Survivor if I had to, but I definitely wouldn't want to even try.

Now, the Amazing Race? Now THAT's a reality show I'd love to be on.

Cindy said...

Oh my goodness, I could never be on Survivor either! I am SUCH a wimp...and I wouldn't allow the viewing public to see me without any makeup on!

Great list. Thanks for stopping by mine! :)

Kukka-Maria said...

Cat hair on the food. Nice. I've spent my entire 7 years perfecting that shedding technique!

I just wanted to say that, after reading your post on Sasha, that I am so sorry you had to go through that--and make such a difficult decision. My thoughts are with you and your family as you go through this tough time.

Thanks for stopping by my TT! I thought yours was very clever.

Happy Mama to Three said...

I would never make it either.

A) I am a wimp
B) I need my kids and my sweetie every day
C) I can't possibly be that devious.

My TT is up and running

Nikki said...

I could also never be on Survivor because I HATE BUGS too.

And I am very OC or very particular with bathroom cleanliness and I like my toilet bowl clean...and I like my toilet so if there's no toilet...I won't poo which might not be nice haha.

DKRaymer said...

Great TT! My favorite was #11! Cat hair as seasoning! Send that suggestion to Martha - she could use some interesting show ideas. Thanks for stopping by, and for the encouraging words. Mitch and I just returned from a 2.5 mile ride! Where's the Tylenol?!
Happy TT!

Just Expressing Myself said...

You and I are kindred spirits that's for sure - especially after I read your TT#2.
Look forward to visiting you next week.
Thanks for swinging by.

N. Mallory said...

Great list! I'm with you. I think I'd be the first person thrown off for trying to bribe the camera man for deodorant and a shower back wherever he gets to sleep.

CarpeDM said...

Hee! Yes, there's no way I could do it either. I'm going to have to send this link to Keem because she loves the show!

Happy TT!

Tinker said...

funny! I want to be on that show. it seems to be getting harder...but i would go!