I tried the Cyborg Name Decoder that I saw linked at Dreaming What Ifs... and this is what I got.
M.A.R.Y.: Mechanical Android Responsible for Yelling
*Gasp!* I about spit my drink all over my monitor. What's funny about it is that I just made a comment on Robin's post about words of encouragement over at Pensieve.
I am hoping that that is the before mugshot, and that the one under the poll is the after.