Today, just a few minutes ago:
Emma- Mom, run with me! *She shouts as she dashes off towards the kitchen*
Me- Nope, not going to run.
Emma- Why, you too many year old or sumpin? *blink-blink*
Me- Umm... why yes, thank you for noticing. Thank you so very much.
John- Ummmm... what 'cha got there Em?
I don't know what is more wrong... the fact that I posted this, or the fact that we all found this hilarious. First date fodder, folks. That's all I'm going to say about that.