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Yesterday after John got home from work, he sat with the girls in the dining room. Anna played on a lap top while Emma watched, and John looked at baseball stats on another.
John- So, tonight you are going to be d like a big girl, right?
Me, from the living room- Yeah, no yelling and screaming or the bunny (her new Build A Bear) goes in time out.
Emma nods and points to Anna's computer- Ummmm-hmmm! noyellingandscreaming.com!
Me and John- Pfffffft.... Bwahahahaahhaaaa.
Me, after a minute, sarcastically ( IMAGINE THAT!), after thinking about the full hour she yelled and screamed the night before at bedtime- Yeah, right.
And this folks would be why humans don't eat their young. They're just too darned cute. Plus the little socks and underwear would be too hard to digest. ;)
BTW, she yelled and screamed anyway last night. The only reason she stopped was because employed a little tough love. Yup, you guessed it... the bunny. The very thought terrified her and she shrieked, so I compromised.
Me- Stop screaming and you can have the bunny back.
Emma- *GULP*
Me- Here's your bunny.
I feel so mean.
4 comments:
That's hilarious!! And it's not mean to take away the bunny if it makes her listen. I've done that kind of thing and sorry but it works! :)
Why punish the bunny? Bunnies are people too!
Ha! "Why parents don't eat their young" - classic and so true, so true!
Hugs,
Holly
I hope my kids don't get pneumonia. Sounds awful. I hope Anna gets better soon.
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