Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The things kids say

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Yesterday after John got home from work, he sat with the girls in the dining room. Anna played on a lap top while Emma watched, and John looked at baseball stats on another.

John- So, tonight you are going to be d like a big girl, right?

Me, from the living room- Yeah, no yelling and screaming or the bunny (her new Build A Bear) goes in time out.

Emma nods and points to Anna's computer- Ummmm-hmmm! noyellingandscreaming.com!

Me and John- Pfffffft.... Bwahahahaahhaaaa.

Me, after a minute, sarcastically ( IMAGINE THAT!), after thinking about the full hour she yelled and screamed the night before at bedtime- Yeah, right.

And this folks would be why humans don't eat their young. They're just too darned cute. Plus the little socks and underwear would be too hard to digest. ;)


BTW, she yelled and screamed anyway last night. The only reason she stopped was because employed a little tough love. Yup, you guessed it... the bunny. The very thought terrified her and she shrieked, so I compromised.

Me- Stop screaming and you can have the bunny back.

Emma- *GULP*

Me- Here's your bunny.

I feel so mean.

4 comments:

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

That's hilarious!! And it's not mean to take away the bunny if it makes her listen. I've done that kind of thing and sorry but it works! :)

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why punish the bunny? Bunnies are people too!

Holly Schwendiman said...

Ha! "Why parents don't eat their young" - classic and so true, so true!

Hugs,
Holly

Daddy Forever said...

I hope my kids don't get pneumonia. Sounds awful. I hope Anna gets better soon.