Friday, March 28, 2008

If I were a superstitious woman...

I would take this as a really bad sign, and we would just go ahead and buy a gun and be done with it.

I'm talking about the fact that Anna seems to already have a fan club. I mean really, though I have never thought myself to be beautiful, as a teen I wasn't too hard on the eye- but now that I'm 38 I often wonder just how these 2 beautiful girls of mine came to be. John says the same thing.

"How did we (meaning 2 ugly old farts like us) ever make such beautiful girls."

Of course for just a moment, I reacted like you would expect.

"Gee, thanks, honey."

I'm sure I rolled my eyes too, but I laughed because I knew he was right. We ain't spring chickens, ya know. We got started late in life. Sure we , married young and thank God- I tell him- at least we got to enjoy each other while we were still semi-hot. ;)

Roww-rowwwww, Hunka hunka!

Awww, poor guy! Married for a half hour and already looking exhausted.
If he only knew! Oh well, hindsight, right?
BTW, we'll be married 19 years this coming June 3rd.
SCARY! Man, am I rockin' the 80's hair or what?

Anywho...... digression, digression, a tangent, digression... Oh, right, Anna. I asked Anna a few days ago if she still had an admirer at school. Anna told us that the little testosterone filled trouble maker at school still swoons at the sight of her, and usually says a very quick "I love you" as he passes by her desk.

I snorted.

Then she said very casually that most of the boys in her class are "crushin' on her". One boy likes to ask her, "Hey, hot baby... how's it goin'?"

I guffawed.

Good lord folks, who is teaching these kids one liners? Joey Tribbiani? *How you doin'?*

Another boy likes to tell her "You look sexy".

I had a stroke.

Ummmmmmmm, 'scuse me? *sigh* I think I may have mentioned this once ot twice before.

We are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo in trouble.


Susie said...

LOL... Joey Tribiani...

Yup you are in trouble cause she is a cutie. Can I call her that? At least I didn't call her a "sexy cutie".

I sent an email to K and all of her little friends one day when K passed along an email she got from her cousin about some "hot, sexy" guys posted in the email. Now, K knows I like to look... she knows what I think is "hot, sexy", but I am the mom... she is 12. She rolls her eyes at me. :) Anyway, I sent them all an email telling them what great girls they were, and it was too early for them to grow up and they need to enjoy being kids. I got a sweet email from her best friend who (at the time) had a "boyfriend". They decided shortly after to be "just friends" and they all still hang out together. It is great. But I have still never heard any one of their friends refer to each other as "hot baby" or "sexy".

Ric is already talking about when K starts to date... NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! As her mom I have forbidden her to date until she is married.

maggie said...

Time to start homeschooling.

Anonymous said...

Joey.. hehe... how I miss him so.

THIS is why I am happy with a house full of boys...

Marci said...

ha ha ha. I know what you are talking about sis. She is a cutie pie and smart to boot. Here is a great song that is on the radio now and hits the nail on the head..

Come on in boy, sit on down
And tell me 'bout yourself
So you like my daughter, do you now
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl and her mama's world
She deserves respect, that's what she'll get, ain't it son
Now y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I'll be up all night
Still cleaning this gun

( I have one too if you'd like to use it for a while - tee hee hee )

Love ya.

Holly Schwendiman said...

Where does the time go? Oh yeah, it must be lost with all that decorum! LOL I know just what you mean about the comments and phrases that escape such young lips these days. We're ALL in trouble says I. :)


Jenny said...

LOL at having the stroke due to the sexy thing.

But I think your's is just as bad as mine. Although I don't have to worry about boys fawning over my child (even though that's in debate right now *dies*) I DO have to worry about him coming home and saying "Mom...shes pregnant" That's gonna send ME into a coma. xD

melissa & doug said...

My daughter is 17, and she is ... well, more girly than I was at that age. She attracts attention she really doesn't even want. The point is a gun doesn't discourage the determined young men.

Jeff said...

She will be fine. Why? Because she has awesome parents!

Savanna said...

The girl that said she was glad she had all boys, thats even worse sweetie haha.

And well hey, she is pretty but dang! She's 12 and their saying that to her? Wow... Wish I had that kind of magic.