Me a few minutes ago: Emma it's time for a nap.
Emma: *insert whining here* Awww-wah-awwww... I NOT take A NAP!
Me: Dude, don't even start with me ... you know you take a nap EVERY DAY. It's time for a nap.
Emma: For you?
Me: Ahhhhh, NOooo... It's nap time for YOU.
Emma: *obviously ignoring me* You tired momma? You take a nap now?
Me: *yes- I think to myself- I am tired and could use a nap* Ha Ha. Very funny, kid.