Almost Somewhat Positive: (Not) Wordless Wednesday- I'm a 1/2 Mexican Redneck-by-marriage Dork with Geek tendencies... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

(Not) Wordless Wednesday- I'm a 1/2 Mexican Redneck-by-marriage Dork with Geek tendencies... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Redneck Townhouse with a riverfront view.

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Security system

Selling a family heirloom, in hard times.

One Stop shop!

Don't say you weren't warned.

There's no place like home for the holidays...

Partly cloudy with a chance of redneck.

Redneck yacht.

Forget The Club, I've got a Master Lock, baby!

No diving, please.

I knew this thing was good for something...

"Well, you don't want to turn left at the Piggly Wiggly, and you definitely don't want to keep going straight passed the Burt's empty trailer with all the cars in the yard... and if you hit 89 then you've gone too far."

How to make another redneck speechless...

Now, that's classy!

Buy a 30, get a dog house free!

Redneck happy meal.

I know I'll get flack for this one... but congratulations, Ash!
I'm a classy broad, what can I tell ya!

From my sistah, Maggie...

And finally... what to get the redneck who has everything.

16 comments:

Jessica said...: I love them all! How funny! Happy WW!; March 28, 2007 at 11:00 AM
Holly Schwendiman said...: Oh thanks for the laughs. I needed that this morning!! ROFL

Hugs,
Holly; March 28, 2007 at 11:17 AM
Roberta said...: Hey, do they have a coupon for that spaying and neutering?

BTW, I tagged you for a meme. No worries, it's short and simple. Enjoy.; March 28, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Not So Anonymous Michelle said...: Hese are hilarious! I can see the frat houses on campus here doing the beer can/bottle xmas trees!; March 28, 2007 at 11:51 AM
Anonymous said...: You had me cracking up!! ROTFL. I love the yacht! Thats great!; March 28, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Angela said...: LOL these are hysterical!!!!! :-).
Happy WW; March 28, 2007 at 12:02 PM
Ash said...: M, I'm dying! you just slay me!
LOL.
A; March 28, 2007 at 12:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Actually, the truck-pool is rather intriguing!!!; March 28, 2007 at 12:39 PM
Anonymous said...: ROFL! My favorite one is the rock sign! LOL!; March 28, 2007 at 1:23 PM
Sandee said...: These are too funny. Visit my site and pick up the dogs that will match your WW this week. Thanks for the bellyroll!; March 28, 2007 at 2:40 PM
Karianne said...: I'm cracking up! You made my day!; March 28, 2007 at 10:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Th pictures are funny, you redneck dork!; March 28, 2007 at 10:43 PM
Pamela said...: I like the truck bath...
but there are times when a sign like

:this is not 89: would be very helpful.

I need a GPS; March 29, 2007 at 12:36 AM
cdorsey said...: TOO FUNNY!!! I almost pee'd myself. LOL. Thanks for the laughs!

Catherine
http://angelfoodcakeisntacandle.blogspog.com; March 29, 2007 at 12:54 PM
Marcia (MeeAugraphie) said...: I knew I needed a truck all those years in FL, I just didn't know why.; March 29, 2007 at 11:59 PM
Anonymous said...: I like the Master Lock to keep the car doors closed. Only problem is the
chain looks so lightweight and cheap that it could be broken without too much trouble. But I'm sure the lock would hold!; March 30, 2007 at 9:12 AM