Sunday, April 15, 2007

Brings new meaning to BYOB

***Low brow humor ahead! Look out people, it's a slippery slope.***

I've been meaning to post this... A month ago or more I saw at another blog that Techie Diva was having a a sweepstakes to win a Wii... and I thought- Why not? To enter, you can complete a survey or merely sign up for the Daily Buzz newsletter.

I signed up for the newsletter to find this in my in box:

SOON! You can turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends! We get it that some chicks just don’t want that pregnant look that comes with The Beerbelly.

So, we developed The Winerack to “Fill Out” our product line if you will...Soon you'll be able to take a bottle of wine, or a couple of beers, or a fifth of your favorite hard stuff to the movies, concerts, ball games, even PTA meetings. Sporting a rack that will turn heads and serving a beverage that will have guys drooling, wait they'll already be doing that.

Though I don't need the extra "enhancement", and I don't really go to PTA meetings... I can imagine PTA meetings would be a little more tolerable with the help of a little vodka. ;) The redneck in me is giddy at the thought! The only problem I see is that I prefer my hooch chilled, not at body temperature.

The dork in me thrills at the idea that now I can not only stain the front of my shirt from the outside... but also from the inside as well.

ring Your Own Bottle? Heck no! Bring Your Own Boobs!


Pamela said...

so, I suppose you bought it???

ha ha

kailani said...

If it could guarantee that I'd look like that, I'd buy it! LOL!

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

Yeah I need another way to stain my clothing! It's quite hilarious and I'm with kailani, I would buy it by the case if it had that guarantee! haha

Holly Schwendiman said...

With my luck it would malfunction and one side would go flat....LOL


amy said...

That post made me laugh! I very much enjoy visting your blog..

On another note, over at Amy's random thoughts we are staring a blogging scavenger hunt on May 1st. Prizes to be announced later this week!

Karmyn R said...

YEEGADS - just what I need...yeah right. Turn me into, what, exactly? DDD (or E?) I don't need any extra fillage in the front.

(and with my luck - I'd sprout a leak)

Robin said...

As a dynomite-comes-in-small-packages girl, it would behoove me to invest in this. I don't know why I didn't think about it after being introduced to the beer belly thing. Another potential million down the drain ;).