Because my husband, the MISU forgot to pay Mediacom.
For 83 days.
I love him.
But he's got some 'splaining to do... Hell hath no fury, like 2 girls without cable.
And a momma without the net. I am typing this from his desk at work.
Any suggestions for punishments? Because I won't have any of those lovely things until next TUESDAY.
Anyone?
Edit to add: I'm still at his work desk... as a punishment I have tiled this image on his ginourmous 24 inch monitor...
It's the prize for the Friday the Dorkteenth contest... I told him he has to keep it up on his screen until I get internet back.Appropriate I think. :D
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Mert, you need to do his desktop all in pink... maybe add some sparkles. And, tell him to consider having Mediacom put on an automatic draft or put it on a credit card! I had one bill I never could remember, so I put it on American Express. I pay it in full every month so... no more problems!
Oh yes-QUITE appropriate!
I would suggest a spanking but he would probably enjoy that
(here is an interesting tidbit. my Word verification is spkzlxcn
.... and I think that is spank ??? something??? and half Mexican which is where you get your lovely complexion
I went out and looked up what ZL stands for
and it is an acronym for various things, but my favorite was freezing drizzle
Therefore the instructions are:
Spank the freezing drizzle out of him ya little hot tamale!!!
ps. Should I have done this as an anonymous post. ha ha ha ha
I think that's incentive enough. I bet you get your internet back withing 24 hours! LOL!
Kailani
An Island Life
I like Pamela's comment way too much! haha!
Prince of Dorkness, best thing for his desktop at the moment! That's a LONG time to forget to pay a bill, he needs some sort of punishment, and yes, automatic draft is a great idea.
Hope you're up and running soon, I know how no net would make me crazy so I can imagine you're feeling the same way!
ironically, this is the first day ive been able to load the comments page since the TT before last! You are way too techie for me baby! (and i cant figure out how to comment on bloglines!)
May I suggest changing all of his event sound to before mentioned hal wav. And make him change his name to Dave for 1 month.....:)
That is pretty good... but..dude.. this is serious transgression here.
oh my. I can not be without internet and tv. Phone is ok... just my mother calling..I don't answer anyhow. but Cable that serious!
Hee--poor guy! :) Although Crimes Against Blogging cannot go unpunished! :) Hope you're up and running soon!
Oooooh, I would be losing my mind! That calls for withholding sex.
Oh Mert, I can totally relate. Check out my post today. Men... grrrrrrrrr! :-)
It's Wed. Where are you ? I'm filing an official complaint against your MISU for allowing the internet to be out.
That is almost unforgivable!!
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