Friday, April 20, 2007

I am experiencing technical difficulties...

And do not have internet. Or cable. Or my phone for that matter. They all went mysteriously kaput yesterday mid blog...

Because my husband, the MISU forgot to pay Mediacom.

For 83 days.

I love him.

But he's got some 'splaining to do... Hell hath no fury, like 2 girls without cable.

And a momma without the net. I am typing this from his desk at work.

Any suggestions for punishments? Because I won't have any of those lovely things until next TUESDAY.

Anyone?

Edit to add: I'm still at his work desk... as a punishment I have tiled this image on his ginourmous 24 inch monitor...
It's the prize for the Friday the Dorkteenth contest... I told him he has to keep it up on his screen until I get internet back.

Appropriate I think. :D

14 comments:

Judy said...

Mert, you need to do his desktop all in pink... maybe add some sparkles. And, tell him to consider having Mediacom put on an automatic draft or put it on a credit card! I had one bill I never could remember, so I put it on American Express. I pay it in full every month so... no more problems!

Jenny Ryan said...

Oh yes-QUITE appropriate!

Pamela said...

I would suggest a spanking but he would probably enjoy that

(here is an interesting tidbit. my Word verification is spkzlxcn
.... and I think that is spank ??? something??? and half Mexican which is where you get your lovely complexion

I went out and looked up what ZL stands for
and it is an acronym for various things, but my favorite was freezing drizzle

Therefore the instructions are:

Spank the freezing drizzle out of him ya little hot tamale!!!


ps. Should I have done this as an anonymous post. ha ha ha ha

Kailani said...

I think that's incentive enough. I bet you get your internet back withing 24 hours! LOL!

Kailani
An Island Life

Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

I like Pamela's comment way too much! haha!

Prince of Dorkness, best thing for his desktop at the moment! That's a LONG time to forget to pay a bill, he needs some sort of punishment, and yes, automatic draft is a great idea.

Hope you're up and running soon, I know how no net would make me crazy so I can imagine you're feeling the same way!

crse said...

ironically, this is the first day ive been able to load the comments page since the TT before last! You are way too techie for me baby! (and i cant figure out how to comment on bloglines!)

ZigZagMan said...

May I suggest changing all of his event sound to before mentioned hal wav. And make him change his name to Dave for 1 month.....:)

wolfbaby said...

That is pretty good... but..dude.. this is serious transgression here.

maggie said...

oh my. I can not be without internet and tv. Phone is ok... just my mother calling..I don't answer anyhow. but Cable that serious!

Virginia said...

Hee--poor guy! :) Although Crimes Against Blogging cannot go unpunished! :) Hope you're up and running soon!

Slackermommy said...

Oooooh, I would be losing my mind! That calls for withholding sex.

Jill said...

Oh Mert, I can totally relate. Check out my post today. Men... grrrrrrrrr! :-)

maggie said...

It's Wed. Where are you ? I'm filing an official complaint against your MISU for allowing the internet to be out.

Carrie said...

That is almost unforgivable!!