Friday, April 13, 2007

In my dreams! (My Friday the Dorkteenth Dorkfession)

Ok, I wont actually be entering the Dorkteenth contest because:

Anyway, I figured since everyone else is posting their deep, dark, horribly dorky secrets... I would post something I had never admitted to on my blog before.
* I know you're cringing right now honey, my sweet, sweet MISU. Sorry!*
It is, after all, Dorkfessional Friday and Friday the Dorkteenth!

Here it goes... When I was pregnant with Anna, my oldest, I had naughty dreams about this guy.
Yes, that's right folks... Leslie Neilsen. I'm a bad, bad girl.
At least I have pregnancy to blame. Right?

When I was preggers with Emma, I had another embarrassing "dream" involving this guy:
No, no... not the young, hot, Fonzie version...

...That's right, uhhh- this guy!

If you haven't left yet in disgust, or haven't run screaming from the room...
I recently (4 months ago, I think?) had a dream about this guy:

YESSSSS, that's right... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, eh?
Ummmmhmmmm, THIS GUY.

Only, I wasn't knocked up this time. So I have no excuse.
I guess pale, freckled and DORKY can be hot.
Just look at me!

I kid people, I jest.
About me being hot, not about the rest of this post unfortunately.

I think it's safe to say that I find a sense of humor very sexy in a man. *snort*
At least my dream lust interests are getting younger. Right?



Not So Anonymous Michelle said...

OMG!! Hilarious!! I've had my share of strange dreams about people I should NOT dream such things about! Hormones do strange things to people, however, like you, I wasn't preggers EVERY time I had a dream like that! Great post! hahaha

Karmyn R said...

Well you know - Funny IS Sexy.

Ash said...

I lust after Steven Tyler. Not Steven Tyler of forty years ago. Steven Tyler as he is now.
I call him my future 2nd husband.


Daddy Forever said...

If you are going younger, I guess your next lust will be someone like Sanjaya on American Idol. He's not funny, but the whole situation is!

Pamela said...

all my lustoids are dead and gone. well except for Leonard Nimoy

The Mistress of the Dark said...

I always though Conan was sexy...actually I think Danny Elfman is I guess I can't be a judge of anything.

Aunt Jackie said...

I used to have a crush on "The Fonz" when I was a kid. I loved him, he was my first "Hoodlum" lol

It's o.k., at least you didn't have a naughty dream about Jerry Garcia... that was really horrible!

kailani said...

Conan O'Brien? You've got to be kidding! LOL!

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