Ok, I wont actually be entering the Dorkteenth contest because:
- I made the prize buttons. Though I admitted to a friend that winning my own prize would probably be very dorky of me.
- I have shared so, so many of my dorkiest moments with you... (Like: When grilling and bacon collide, matter and fruit punch, and the story about the unfortunate airplane incident)
- I am having a hard time picking just one.
- And- My sweet, sweet, loving and encouraging husband says that I have an unfair advantage over everyone. Well, because I am the "Queen of Dorks".
Anyway, I figured since everyone else is posting their deep, dark, horribly dorky secrets... I would post something I had never admitted to on my blog before.
* I know you're cringing right now honey, my sweet, sweet MISU. Sorry!*
It is, after all, Dorkfessional Friday and Friday the Dorkteenth!
Here it goes... When I was pregnant with Anna, my oldest, I had naughty dreams about this guy.
Yes, that's right folks... Leslie Neilsen. I'm a bad, bad girl.
At least I have pregnancy to blame. Right?
When I was preggers with Emma, I had another embarrassing "dream" involving this guy:
No, no... not the young, hot, Fonzie version...
...That's right, uhhh- this guy!
If you haven't left yet in disgust, or haven't run screaming from the room...
I recently (4 months ago, I think?) had a dream about this guy:
* I know you're cringing right now honey, my sweet, sweet MISU. Sorry!*
It is, after all, Dorkfessional Friday and Friday the Dorkteenth!
Here it goes... When I was pregnant with Anna, my oldest, I had naughty dreams about this guy.
Yes, that's right folks... Leslie Neilsen. I'm a bad, bad girl.At least I have pregnancy to blame. Right?
When I was preggers with Emma, I had another embarrassing "dream" involving this guy:
No, no... not the young, hot, Fonzie version...
...That's right, uhhh- this guy!
If you haven't left yet in disgust, or haven't run screaming from the room...
I recently (4 months ago, I think?) had a dream about this guy:
YESSSSS, that's right... just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, eh?
Ummmmhmmmm, THIS GUY.
Only, I wasn't knocked up this time. So I have no excuse.
I guess pale, freckled and DORKY can be hot.
Just look at me!
I kid people, I jest.
About me being hot, not about the rest of this post unfortunately.
I think it's safe to say that I find a sense of humor very sexy in a man. *snort*
At least my dream lust interests are getting younger. Right?
Right?
Ummmmhmmmm, THIS GUY.
Only, I wasn't knocked up this time. So I have no excuse.
I guess pale, freckled and DORKY can be hot.
Just look at me!
I kid people, I jest.
About me being hot, not about the rest of this post unfortunately.
I think it's safe to say that I find a sense of humor very sexy in a man. *snort*
At least my dream lust interests are getting younger. Right?
Right?
8 comments:
OMG!! Hilarious!! I've had my share of strange dreams about people I should NOT dream such things about! Hormones do strange things to people, however, like you, I wasn't preggers EVERY time I had a dream like that! Great post! hahaha
Well you know - Funny IS Sexy.
I lust after Steven Tyler. Not Steven Tyler of forty years ago. Steven Tyler as he is now.
I call him my future 2nd husband.
Sexy.
If you are going younger, I guess your next lust will be someone like Sanjaya on American Idol. He's not funny, but the whole situation is!
all my lustoids are dead and gone. well except for Leonard Nimoy
I always though Conan was sexy...actually I think Danny Elfman is sexy..so I guess I can't be a judge of anything.
I used to have a crush on "The Fonz" when I was a kid. I loved him, he was my first "Hoodlum" lol
It's o.k., at least you didn't have a naughty dream about Jerry Garcia... that was really horrible!
Conan O'Brien? You've got to be kidding! LOL!
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